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reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my
brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return
from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word
in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and
try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you
can see who did this over and over and over....)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive
a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
M Junaid Tahir
Nike is encouraging a more active lifestyle and before you go outdoors, you may want to strap on its latest product called Nike+ FuelBand.
The special band uses a new metric the company calls NikeFuel. It measures your movements and you earn NikeFuel as you become more active.
Nike wants you to get more NikeFuel and to show how serious they are, no less than seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, NBA All-Star Kevin Durant and 2011 IAAF World Champion Carmelita Jeter graced the launch of the product.
If you're the type who want to track your stats, the FuelBand might just be your thing as its 20 LED lights provide various indicators and the band itself may be synced to Nike+ through USB or a free app.
M Junaid Tahir
A US firm has developed a mobile phone that it says can run on a single domestic AA battery and act as a back-up for at least 15 years. The SpareOne phone is a no-frills dual band GSM phone designed to act as an emergency backup handset.
The company says that "SpareOne is the only cellular phone in the world that runs on a single AA battery", although there was a Motorola handset released back in 1994, the "Personal Phone" that used 4 AA batteries and was also marketed at the emergency user.
"SpareOne's breakthrough technology provides an unprecedented lifeline during dire situations that require an emergency response," said Alan Cymberknoh, SpareOne Project Director at XPAL Power.
It boasts an incredible talk time of up to 10 hours and can keep its charge for up to 15 years if unused.
SpareOne, equipped with an Energizer Ultimate Lithium AA battery and a Micro SIM card, will be available in the USA shortly for $49.99.
M Junaid Tahir
if you want to improve your memory try writing down all your worries. Researchers have speculated that the cathartic act of writing down your feelings may free up cognitive resources in your brain. The physical act of writing down your worries frees your mind from avoiding thoughts about them. Hence, your mental energies that were devoted to avoidance are now free for other tasks, such as building up your memory skills. Further, writing down things, reduces the stress on the mind.