Good morning . . .
At present we are not at home,
But you may leave your message after you hear the beep.
If you are one of our children, dial 1
then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "Birth Arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children,
If you want to borrow the car,
If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing,
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight,
If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
If you want to come to eat here,
If you need money,
If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the picnic, start talking
..."WE ARE LISTENING"..