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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 
  
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 
  
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 
  
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 
  
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 
  
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 
  
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 
  
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 
  
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 
  
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 
  
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 
  
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 
  
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 
  
[14] 
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.   

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 
  
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 
  
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 
  
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 
  
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 
  
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 
  
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 
  
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? 
Dr: Get married. 
Man: Will it help? 
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. 
  
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 
  
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
  
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 
 

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