Most of these are applicable to desi countries :)
- We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.
- We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
- People are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphone even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
- Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us
- Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time
- Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly OK to marry one
- The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the things we eat are sold in open