A Simple, not-so-intelligent, but sincere prayer
My dear God you know that I am growing older,
Keep me from becoming too talkative,
from repeating all my jokes and anecdotes, and particularly
keep me from falling into the tiresome habit of
expressing an opinion on every subject.
Release me from craving to straighten out everyone's affairs.
Keep my mind free from recital of endless details.
Give me wings to get to the point.
Give me the grace, dear GOD, to listen to others
as they describe their aches and pains.
Help me endure the boredom with patience and keep my lips sealed,
for my own aches and pains are increasing in number and intensity, and
the pleasure of discussing them is becoming sweeter as the years go by.
Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally, I might be
mistaken.Keep me reasonably sweet.
Make me thoughtful, but not moody, helpful, but not pushy, independent, yet able
to accept with graciousness favors that others wish to bestow on me.
Free me of the notion that simply because I have lived a long time,
I am wiser than those who have not lived so long.
I am older, but not necessarily wiser!
If I do not approve of some of the changes that have taken place
in recent years, give me the wisdom to keep my mouth shut.
please let me know that when the end comes,
I would like to have a friend or two left.