One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me one week's leave."
The boss says, "It is just the last evening that your wife telephoned me and asked not to send you home under any circumstances. She said that every time you go home, you get drunk and create nuisance. So, your leave is not granted..."
The employee said, "OK sir," and started to leave...
But paused at the door he said, "Sir I've one more point."
The boss said, "OK, go on."
"Sir, Don't you think we two are the best liars in the world", he said.
"Why do you say so?" inquired the boss.
"I am not married yet sir."