A Chinese farmer   came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could give him   a million frogs. The restaura...
 
  
  
  
A Chinese farmer   came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could give him   a million frogs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man   where he could get so many frog ! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond   near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak   all night long and they are about to make me crazy!' So the restaurant   owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver   frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several   weeks.
  
The   first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather   sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said,   'Well... where are all the frogs?' The farmer said, 'I was mistaken.   There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a   lot of noise!
    (   Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember,   it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems   always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night   worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million   frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and   you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.)