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​Humor: Some New Words




Errorist : 
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.


Dudevorce :
When two male best friends officially end their friendship 
over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.


Nonversation : 
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, 
explained or otherwise elaborated upon. 


Destinesia : 
When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you 
were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.


Unkeyboardinated : 
Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; 
unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.


Cellfish : 
Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, 
oblivious to the effect on others around them.


Textpectation : 
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.


Carcolepsy :
The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves,
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