"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''