I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids These are the instructions and warning for you...
1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa...
2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time. Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.??
3 - Keep your specs in the box. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator.
4 - Salary already paid to maid.
5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs. And our laundry person and milkman are also different.
6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's. Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.
7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that lady doctor again and again.
8 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early.
9 - Don't try to be over smart.. I will be back anytime without informing you.