http://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2018/8/22/bcebd167-2902-48a1-8c70-04ac2de04c40.jpgA Chinese Doctor With a Novel Business Model
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital 
in the US, so he opens his own clinic 
and puts up a sign outside. 
It reads: 
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - 
IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100..'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great
 opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'
Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box
 No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'
Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is
 restored. Give me $20.'
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a
 few days to recover his money.


Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory. 
I cannot remember anything.'
Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 
'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last
 time for restoring my taste.'
Doctor: 'Congrats. You got your 
memory back. Give me $20.'
The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back
 a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 
'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Doctor: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that,
 so take this $100.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 
'But this is $20, not $100!!'
Doctor: 
'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. 
Give me $20.'

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