Departure Instructions Note from Wife to Husband. When the wife announces she's heading to her mom's place for a 6-7 day vacation wi...
When the wife announces she's heading to her mom's place for a 6-7 day vacation with the kids, she leaves behind not just a house, but a humorous yet stern set of instructions for the husband to survive solo:
"Don’t forget the mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time."
- Really? Who needs a mobile in the bathroom anyway? She’s baffled by his dedication to never missing a notification—even when it risks the phone slipping into a soapy abyss.
"Keep your specs in the box. Last time, they ended up in the refrigerator."
- Clearly, multitasking isn’t his forte. One minute he’s reaching for the milk, the next his glasses are chilling with the butter. This time, she’s not taking any chances.
"Your underwear is on the left side of the wardrobe, the kids’ on the right. Don’t come home complaining again that you were uncomfortable at work."
- The last mix-up had him squirming all day at the office, and she’s making sure that doesn’t happen again. A clear wardrobe roadmap should do the trick!
"I've cut off the WiFi for 10 days. Sleep early."
- She knows his late-night binge-watching tendencies, so the WiFi gets a forced vacation too. It’s lights out and no more ‘just one more episode.’
"Don’t try to be over smart. I’ll be back anytime without informing you."
- Just when he thinks he’s in the clear, she drops the ultimate warning. The fear of an unannounced early return is enough to keep him on his toes—and hopefully following the rules.
The humorous undertone in her instructions speaks volumes. While she’s off enjoying a break, she’s making sure the house—and her husband—won’t turn into a disaster zone. But at the end of the day, he knows it’s all said with love, and maybe just a little bit of well-placed caution!
