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The Great Donkey Theorem!!!

  The Great Donkey Theorem         Equation 1  Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore:...


 

The Great Donkey Theorem
 

 


 

 

Equation 1 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 
Donkey = eat + sleep 

Therefore: 
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy 

Therefore: 
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work 

In other words, 
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. 


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ 

Equation 2 


Man = eat + sleep + earn money 
Donkey = eat + sleep 

Therefore: 
Man = Donkey + earn money 

Therefore: 
Man-earn money = Donkey 

In other words 
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + 

Equation 3 


Woman= eat + sleep + spend 
Donkey = eat + sleep 

Therefore: 
Woman = Donkey + spend 
Woman - spend = Donkey 

In other words, 
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + 


To Conclude: 
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend 

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! 
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! 

So, We have: 
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude 


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!