1. Always keep your words soft and

 sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

2. Always read stuff that will make

you look good if you die in the middle of it.

3. Drive carefully.

It's not only cars that can be

 recalled by their maker.

4. If you can't be kind, at least

have the decency to be vague.

5. If you lend someone $20, and

 never see that person again,

it was probably worth it.

6. It may be that your sole purpose

 in life is simply to serve as a

warning to others.

7. Never buy a car you can't push.

8. Never put both feet in your mouth

at the same time, because then you

 don't have a leg to stand on.

9. Happiness comes through doors

 you didn't even know you left open.

10. When everything's coming your way,

 you're in the wrong lane.

11. Birthdays are good for you;

the more you have, the longer you live.

12. Ever notice that the people who

 are late are often much jollier than the

 people who have to wait for them?

13. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't

more people happy?

14. You may be only one person in

the world, but you may also be

 the world to one person.

15. Some mistakes are too much

 fun to make only once.

16. Don't cry because it's over.

Smile because it happened.

17. We could learn a lot from crayons:

Some are sharp,

Some are pretty,

Some are dull,

Some have weird names


All are different colours,

But they all have to learn to

live in the same box.

18. A truly happy person is one

who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Some Selective Quotes
Nice Thoughts
7 Great Values to Live By
Story: The Wise Farmer of China
Some Quotes from My Personal Diary
Two Things, Two Places, Two Times
Great Wisdom from China
Story: The Law of Potatoes
Enlightened Perspective from Andy Rooney
Wise Thoughts - My Emotional Management

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