Man is a master of contradiction! Without money, he eats vegetables at home; with money, he eats the same vegetables at an expensive res...
Man is a master of contradiction! Without money, he eats vegetables at home; with money, he eats the same vegetables at an expensive restaurant. When he has no money, he rides a bicycle; with money, he buys an exercise machine to simulate the same motion. Without money, he walks to earn a living; with money, he walks to burn fat. The irony continues—without money, he longs for marriage; with money, he dreams of divorce. He acts rich when poor and pretends to be humble when wealthy. Despite saying the market is bad, he continues to speculate; despite calling money evil, he keeps accumulating it. He claims high positions are lonely, yet he still desires them. Man, never quite means what he says, and never says what he truly means!
