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Computer Jokes :: #9913
By Brenda Ervin from Las Vegas Nevada USA.


1. Describe your problem:

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2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

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3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

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4. Problem Severity:

  • A. Minor__
  • B. Minor__
  • C. Minor__
  • D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem:

  • A. Locked Up__
  • B. Frozen__
  • C. Hung__
  • D. Shot__

6. Is your computer plugged in?

  • Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on?

  • Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?

  • Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse?

  • Yes__

10. Have you read the manual?

  • Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual?

  • Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?

  • No__

13. Do you think you understood it?

  • Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? ______________________________
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15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?

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16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

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17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.

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18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?

  • Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel?

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20. Tell me about your childhood.

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21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?

  • Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?

  • Yes__

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.


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