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Humor: Terrible Rules and Laws of My Life

Law of Variation - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works almo...



  1. Law of Variation - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works almost every time)
  2. Law of Bathing - After the body is fully immersed in warm, soothing water, the telephone rings.
  3. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 
  4. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Likewise, if you try to prove that a machine will work, it won't.
  5. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  6. Theatre Rule - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  7. Law of Coffee - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
  8. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  9. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
  10. Law of Location - No matter where you go, there you are.
  11. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  12. Brown's Law - If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
  13. Oliver's Law - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  14. Wilson 's Law - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop stocking it
  15. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  16. Law of the Workshop - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.  
  17. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  18. Law of the Telephone - When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
  19. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you really will have a flat tire.
​source: Truth-