Law of Variation - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works almo...
- Law of Variation - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works almost every time)
- Law of Bathing - After the body is fully immersed in warm, soothing water, the telephone rings.
- Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
- Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Likewise, if you try to prove that a machine will work, it won't.
- Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- Theatre Rule - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
- Law of Coffee - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
- Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
- Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
- Law of Location - No matter where you go, there you are.
- Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
- Brown's Law - If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
- Oliver's Law - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- Wilson 's Law - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop stocking it
- Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone - When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you really will have a flat tire.
source: Truth-
