A Chinese Doctor With a Novel Business Model A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic ...
A Chinese Doctor With a Novel Business Model
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital
in the US, so he opens his own clinic
and puts up a sign outside.
It reads:
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100..'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'
Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box
No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'
Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me $20.'
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a
few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory.
I cannot remember anything.'
Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed):
'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last
time for restoring my taste.'
Doctor: 'Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me $20.'
The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back
a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer:
'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Doctor: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that,
so take this $100.'
Lawyer (staring at the note):
'But this is $20, not $100!!'
Doctor:
'Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me $20.'
